Party-Pinkie

*is chained to a wall, sobbing* let me go!!! Let me go!!! Please!!! ???: shut up, you pink imbecile! Now, watch me destroy everything you love...starting with your family...I will first kill your sisters... NOOO!!! NOOO!!! *sobs and struggles* ???:  yes! struggle...makes it more enjoyable for me...*leans against me* and once I have destroyed everything you hold dear, you will plummet into insanity...and then you will become just like me...*laughs crazily and reveals herself as Pinkamena* NO! Please!!! I don't want to be like you!!! I'm me!!! You're not me!!! You're just a nightmare!!! A horrible nightmare!!! *sobs to herself* it's just a

It was a recipe for disaster, A four-course meal of no-sirree. It seemed that happily ever after, Was happy everyone was after me. It was a cup of good intentions, A tablespoon of one big mess. A dash of overreaction... And I assume you know the rest. One little slip, one little slip. It was a fusion of confusion, With a few confounding things. I guess I probably took the wrong direction, Well I admit I might have missed a sign or two, I ran a light past your affection, At humiliation avenue. I took a right turn at confusion, A left when I should have gone straight on through, I ran ahead with my assumptions... And we all know what that ca

HELLOOO EVERYPONY!!! Welcome to MY parodies!!! *shoots confetti out of her cannon* enjoy the show, and don't forget, to always remain seated while the camera is in motion!!! *the Lion King intro begins* Rainbow: ahh...the song always gets me right here...well enough of that. *grabs the remote and starts fast-forwarding* Umm Dashie...what are you doing? Rainbow: I'm fast-forwarding to the part where we come in! But you can't go out of order! Rainbow: Au contraire my pink friend. *taunts her* I've got the remote! But everypony's going to get confused! *grabs another remote frantically and rewinds* we have to go back to the beginning of t